Topic: worst band names(athens edition)
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pencil
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posted: Oct 18, 2007 10:48:00 AM post heading: worst band names(athens edition)
alright this is a thread i'm carrying over from another board, but for athens bands... who's got the worst name? |
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menofgentlebirth
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posted: Oct 18, 2007 11:06:11 AM post heading: hmm
we've been told that our name either makes us sound like a bunch of pussies or makes us gay at the opposite end of the spectrum, i thought general stacks was probably the best band name in town |
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barticus
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posted: Oct 18, 2007 12:42:43 PM post heading: no best
lets go with worst, no nice things should be said in this thread Casual Future (no offence) Crackers and Jam White Album (RIP?) El Fabuloso (sp?) Chill Or Die (RIP) damn i'll be back later with more we got some really bad ones i gotta look at some flyers today...no offence on any of these just the band name |
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aquabearlegion
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posted: Oct 18, 2007 4:16:06 PM post heading: hmmm...
I will not take that personally... as I did not come up with our name and is a mis-reading of the phrase "causal future". However, even if you hadn't brought it up... DJ Barticus is a lame name. I mean, would it have been easier for us to just make our band name some variation on our last name? Oh wait.. only DJ's can do that crap. Nothing nice, I followed the rules. No offense either Barticus... |
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aquabearlegion
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posted: Oct 18, 2007 4:17:45 PM post heading: and...
I shall add to the list... Black Spyral Dancer (bad name and misspellings?!?!) Forealius (RIP, I think..) Robots on Crack (insert comment here) |
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unclefun 
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posted: Oct 18, 2007 4:58:41 PM post heading: oh man
I have to go try out some new insults for this freaking thread. I think 90% of band names suck...now to cull the cream of the suck. Sounds icky dirty... More later |
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barticus
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posted: Oct 18, 2007 7:31:48 PM post heading: .
red wanting blue |
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barticus
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posted: Oct 18, 2007 7:32:47 PM post heading: .
Lil Sef |
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barticus
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posted: Oct 18, 2007 7:33:45 PM post heading: .
whatever band pencil was in, started with an S |
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almostheathen
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posted: Oct 18, 2007 8:24:34 PM post heading: SrHTNAN
http://www.athensmusician.net/local_bands.php?az=ALL&t=1 Just go down the list.... As for white album, your just pissed because you didn't think of DJ WhiteAlbum and use it first.... |
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pencil 
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posted: Oct 19, 2007 10:21:11 AM post heading: stop frontin'
...whatever bart you remember my band SCHWEINHUNDEN...but entries don't count if you're not able to spell/pronounce/read them. here's a list goodbye goats joey hebdoe(too bad he got rid of his joey hair-do...that was fun.) fine dining finding north 61 valiant papadosio athens high society jazz band forealious is strongly seconded, that word coming out of your mouth is like what the sound of a dumb hippy girl's dopey smile makes. black spyral dancer too, ugh.very "night ranger" in it's creativity and "dooooood" inducing quality(like "doooood sweet name") cowboy hillbilly hippy folk??? that's a new one and it made me a little sick. |
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pencil 
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posted: Oct 19, 2007 10:25:50 AM post heading: ...watchin' dvd on my new beta and may the force be wit' choo
here's the next worst name and i haven't even put it on a flyer yet...what do you call pencil spinning punk/metal/??? records at 19 south?...CRUCIFADER!...told ya'...oh yeah and I'm not real thrilled about the revulvas dropping the loaded part from their name...makes 'em sound like they're "trying" or something. |
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barticus
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posted: Oct 19, 2007 11:14:45 AM post heading: .,
3 elliot band (or whatever there name is, some address) |
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unionbooking
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posted: Oct 19, 2007 1:49:27 PM post heading: funny pencil
"that word coming out of your mouth is like what the sound of a dumb hippy girl's dopey smile makes." holy shit that's funny. whether you like the name or the band or not - that's hilarious. this reminded me of Jerkel. ah the days... keep em comin' |
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sueblack
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posted: Oct 19, 2007 2:57:11 PM post heading: asdfasdf
unrest depressants geraldine (but i love the band, don't get me wrong.) kitten fister they march or whatever that one was called and of course, fuck shit up and by the way, schweinhunden is kinda cool. pencil's a soft old man, though. |
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barticus
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posted: Oct 19, 2007 5:39:28 PM post heading: a local cover band called
"Big Wiggle" |
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sueblack
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posted: Oct 19, 2007 10:33:10 PM post heading: twig and berries
Zeb Dewar the everybodyfeilds mutalitia 4th plague cats pajamas dick delicious and the tasty testicles (copyright sueblack industries) boxcar satan negro sabbath bad mamma jamma blackcoin we need more bands like endless vomit. hear the name, know the genre. name to genre quiz. 100 % gets a date with a he-bitch named barticus. 1)the fucktards 2)crimson tears 3)waylon nelson 4)chicken fetus 5)eeclektic bongg 6)dj pulloutfartandkiss 7)bloatenheim |
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nonprophet
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posted: Oct 19, 2007 10:43:14 PM post heading: wrong
i disagree with uncle fun. i'd say its more like 99.999999% of band names are god awful, especially these days. ever watch mtv for like, 5 minutes? |
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leo
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posted: Oct 20, 2007 9:44:18 AM post heading: more
the koncentration kamp kounselor green ablaze xslimeballsx cuntThrone remington outlaws although most of those never really happened |
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barticus
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posted: Oct 20, 2007 3:45:35 PM post heading: more
The Story Of |
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sueblack
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posted: Oct 20, 2007 10:52:41 PM post heading: asdfasdf
although green blaze could be either stoner metal or a rapper's name (mine is caddilliac cognac), and cunThrone can be an all chick grindcore band. |
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nonprophet
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posted: Oct 21, 2007 2:01:58 PM post heading: gillette
best band name ever: the cook county department of corrections and anal mutilations that and "guided by feces" i got a miilion of em. donny rectal and the shit-faced shit-eaters, anybody? |
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nonprophet
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posted: Oct 21, 2007 2:09:30 PM post heading: alos
and barticus, its spelled "the.story.of.". duh. show those pretentious, loser fags some respect. jeez. (read in pixie-ish, fairy-like tones) "we're gonna move to austin and become rich and famous cause we're sooo cool!" "yeah!!" "i feel so warm and fuzzy inside!" "yeah!! me too!!" well its probably cancer, and its time to cut that shit the fuck out!!!! for the record, it's two p.m. and i've been drinking old crow since noon, so, you know..... |
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sueblack
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posted: Oct 21, 2007 10:56:36 PM post heading: afsdfasd
best two bassists in athens, boyeee! are we gonna party block party, dirty? i'll fuck up all the bouncers that try to kick you out this year. dude, it was great, for all those that didn't know. i'll leave a lot of details out, but long story short, this big ass bouncer grabs ol dirty, and carries him away from the door. as soon as he sets him down, dirty screams, "fuck you" and flips him off. fuckin great. i was laughin too hard to do anything. sorry homie. myspace the realest, boy. i'm mighty mouse on thar, son. |
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bad apple
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posted: Oct 22, 2007 1:09:20 PM post heading: Keep em comin'
"guided by feces." My stomach actually hurts from laughing, Mr. Curtis. Thank you for that one. My favorite was Asian Lady Boy. |
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sueblack
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posted: Oct 23, 2007 12:46:47 AM post heading: asdfasdf
oh, i thought you were zack. |
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pencil 
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posted: Oct 24, 2007 9:49:35 AM post heading: poda b dumb
hey! some of these are actually good....so cut it out!...What part of WORST BAND NAME do you not unnerstan?!...but anyway it's nice to see corbin and leo back on, throwin' they pennies in (which i'm sure they can't afford to do since there's no such thing as free pizza and cheap beer where they live)..thanks dudes. more names: leslie keffer slaughter drive downplay(ugh..gross, it's like a cross between coldplay and any band with "down" in it) without papers bad mamma jamma get's mispronounced on WEAK all the time...the dude is like and here's local band bad mah-mah jah-mah"... they deserve it. |
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pencil
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posted: Oct 29, 2007 9:51:52 AM post heading: we suck.
bump!... let's keep going...oh wait we already listed every band in athens as having the worst name in athens...doh! |
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roman@frognet.net
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posted: Oct 29, 2007 6:52:42 PM post heading: Band Names
* Left Coast Beverage * Rich Whitey and the Keepin' Ya Down Band * Jesus Christ Superstore * Toads on Acid * BackBone * Mobias Cobias * Brad's Pitt * Pain & Pleasure (Snapdragons v 2.0) |
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pencil
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posted: Oct 30, 2007 9:54:17 AM post heading: rich jesus and the keepin' ya' down store
jesus christ superstore is actually a pretty good name. |
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roman@frognet.net
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posted: Oct 30, 2007 11:54:24 AM post heading: names
it is yea... i agree, i just could not resist ;) |
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unclefun 
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posted: Oct 30, 2007 12:43:10 PM post heading: how could you forget
How could anyone forget Anal Pennace?! |
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pencil
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posted: Oct 30, 2007 3:18:43 PM post heading: dur?
wow anal pennance was that really an athens band? |
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unclefun 
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posted: Oct 30, 2007 3:33:01 PM post heading: never came to fruition
One that John Spataro and I talked about forming, along with Rare Girth, Stinky Hippy, Diarrhea of a Madman, and more that I can't recall right now. |
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pencil
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posted: Oct 31, 2007 9:28:13 AM post heading: So were there any reasons given for the attack on the girl? was she being an asshole?....I hope so, because there's not much ca
yep those are pretty bad..still though, they should happen |
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barticus
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posted: Nov 07, 2007 9:38:42 PM post heading: lets keep this going
Love & Squalor |
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sueblack
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posted: Nov 07, 2007 11:22:18 PM post heading: asdfasdf
barticus, you never cease to be a douche. love and squalor's my boys, son! |
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barticus
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posted: Nov 08, 2007 10:08:04 AM post heading: .
they also helped me find employment, doesn't mean i think they have a good band name |
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pencil
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posted: Nov 08, 2007 1:34:20 PM post heading: !!!
yeah... I call no more naming your band after classic literature!!! |
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unclefun
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posted: Nov 08, 2007 2:21:05 PM post heading: Shitty band names....
Got today's a-news, and was struck by the shitty band name goodness. (in no particular order) 1) Fat City Reprise -- sounds like an answer to a question no one asked. 2) Casper and the Cookies --I'm speechless, candidate for worst band name ever 3) Jimmy Eat World -- Jimmy take English class? 4) the spider bags --I think they opted to only draw an article and two nouns from a hat. |
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pencil
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posted: Nov 09, 2007 8:07:27 AM post heading: shipping some dick and receiving some head.
i'm pretty sure none of those bands were ever from athens...but yeah casper and the cookies? I think i just lost mine! |
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amn
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posted: Nov 09, 2007 9:04:18 AM post heading: Other Cities
There is a band out of Athens, GA that keeps sending my promo material called "Metrognome" I kinda think the name is clever, if cheesy. - Matt |
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sueblack
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posted: Nov 09, 2007 1:03:24 PM post heading: ug
jimmy eat world is at least stomachable. |
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unclefun 
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posted: Nov 09, 2007 3:47:21 PM post heading: my bad
My bad on them not being from Athens, but their names suck so the hell with them. /too old //too tired |
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pencil
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posted: Nov 10, 2007 1:34:55 PM post heading: grim
yeah...fuck it....... too old too cold |
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pencil
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posted: Nov 10, 2007 1:37:15 PM post heading: grim
yeah...fuck it....... too old too cold |
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sueblack
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posted: Nov 11, 2007 1:33:25 PM post heading: asdfsadf
but it's too cold for mold and i sleep in a basement. |
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barticus
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posted: Nov 25, 2007 1:43:16 AM post heading: .
Homunculus |
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pencil
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posted: Jan 02, 2008 12:23:04 PM post heading: brangin it back...
this thread needs to remain bumped... |
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sueblack
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posted: Jan 02, 2008 8:46:30 PM post heading: sdfasdf
curtain of batter |
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pencil
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posted: Jan 16, 2008 7:33:46 PM post heading: eeeeww
flinch |
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unclefun
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posted: Jan 17, 2008 2:13:40 PM post heading: hmm
63 eyes |
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mikey
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posted: Jan 24, 2008 5:54:19 PM post heading: spider bags
Hi. RE: Uncle Fun ... a spider bag is a bag of heroin, spider being heroin, and bag being a bag. they use it on "the Wire" a lot. i've never heard it in real life, as i don't actually have one. worst band names: Bad Mamma Jamma (c'mon, nobody mentioned this? did i miss it?) the brevity thing without papers honorable mention: remember ender |
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mikey
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posted: Jan 24, 2008 5:57:35 PM post heading: whorewhorehahahahawhoreha
http://sean.keener.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/brokeback21144676218.jpg |
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pencil 
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posted: Jan 25, 2008 9:42:44 AM post heading: here
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mikey
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posted: Jan 26, 2008 1:28:24 PM post heading: cil
Blarney! |
