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mikey Member Since: 02/21/2005 Total Posts: 105	posted: Jun 17, 2008 6:45:54 PM post heading: Dethklok Summer Tour Diary By Nathan Explosion June 17th, 2008 The dethbus is run by a combination of coal, gas, wood, bald eagles and a few other endangered species and financially that's killing us. Offdensen (our manager) has been trying to get us to "go green" and is looking into hybrid engines. Pickles offered that we just paint the fuel green, which I think is a pretty good idea though not helpful. Pickles you kick ass sometimesâ�¦ So we did a show at the Fillmore in San Francisco and yes there was a small electrical fire which we of course are used to. But because the audience hadn't gotten finished with their "Pain Waiver" paperwork we had to evacuate the venue. They were pretty fucking disappointed. And we nearly felt bad about it butâ��we basically saved their lives. I mean we're heroes. We sat in the bus during the show cancellation riots and congratulated ourselves for keeping our audience safe. At that moment Skwisgaar looked out the window and saw the fans trampling on each other, and then a big guy got thrown into traffic and pretty much exploded upon impact of an oncoming garbage truck. We all giggled. A few days later we went back to the Fillmore and had what we're calling "the show of the tour" it was pretty fucking great! We really are heroes! First we save their lives and then we COME BACK and do the show of the tour? I just reread that last sentence and I teared up a little thinking about how great my band isâ�¦ But only a few people have died at that show, I meanâ��I want to feel badâ��but then I think, "That must be what they wanted," and again I get that warm feeling again. Remind me later and I'll tell you about the groupies who took a ride in our private jet. Pickles was flying and he kept trying to hit the atmosphere (Murderface bet him five hundred thousand dollars that he couldn't do it), and he nearly got there until one of the ladies' fake tits exploded because of the pressure. Boy what a mess! Saline splattered everywhere! All over the windows, the pizza was ruined (kind of) but seriously, soooooo funny I shot beer through my noseâ�¦ Fuck, I love the road.

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posted: Jun 17, 2008 6:45:54 PM post heading: Dethklok Summer Tour Diary

By Nathan Explosion
June 17th, 2008

The dethbus is run by a combination of coal, gas, wood, bald eagles and a few other endangered species and financially that's killing us. Offdensen (our manager) has been trying to get us to "go green" and is looking into hybrid engines. Pickles offered that we just paint the fuel green, which I think is a pretty good idea though not helpful. Pickles you kick ass sometimesâ�¦

So we did a show at the Fillmore in San Francisco and yes there was a small electrical fire which we of course are used to. But because the audience hadn't gotten finished with their "Pain Waiver" paperwork we had to evacuate the venue. They were pretty fucking disappointed. And we nearly felt bad about it butâ��we basically saved their lives. I mean we're heroes. We sat in the bus during the show cancellation riots and congratulated ourselves for keeping our audience safe. At that moment Skwisgaar looked out the window and saw the fans trampling on each other, and then a big guy got thrown into traffic and pretty much exploded upon impact of an oncoming garbage truck. We all giggled.

A few days later we went back to the Fillmore and had what we're calling "the show of the tour" it was pretty fucking great! We really are heroes! First we save their lives and then we COME BACK and do the show of the tour? I just reread that last sentence and I teared up a little thinking about how great my band isâ�¦ But only a few people have died at that show, I meanâ��I want to feel badâ��but then I think, "That must be what they wanted," and again I get that warm feeling again.

Remind me later and I'll tell you about the groupies who took a ride in our private jet. Pickles was flying and he kept trying to hit the atmosphere (Murderface bet him five hundred thousand dollars that he couldn't do it), and he nearly got there until one of the ladies' fake tits exploded because of the pressure. Boy what a mess! Saline splattered everywhere! All over the windows, the pizza was ruined (kind of) but seriously, soooooo funny I shot beer through my noseâ�¦ Fuck, I love the road.